The Name, is Artemis Fowl.
It wouldn't be wise to forget me.


Send me ‘I want the K’ and I’ll generate a number


  • 1: Hot, Steamy kiss
  • 2: Cheek Kiss
  • 3: Nose Kiss
  • 4: Forehead Kiss
  • 5: Firm Kiss
  • 6: Gentle Peck
  • 7: Romantic Kiss
  • 8: Eyelid Kiss
  • 9: Jawline Kiss
  • 10: Neck Kiss
  • 11: Collarbone Kiss
  • 12: Chest Kiss
  • 13: Stomach Kiss
  • 14: Kiss Along the Hips
  • 15: Kiss in the Rain
  • 16: Upside-Down Kiss
  • 17: Goofy Kiss
  • 18: Underwater Kiss
  • 19: Forceful Kiss
  • 20: Any of the Above
  • 21: Then there’s tongue


                                  ❝——-my brother bought me baby juice.
                                       I mean, I’m not a kid ; do I look like a kid to you?❞


                         ”I must admit, you don’t look quite like a child, but perhaps your brother only had the best intentions towards you when he gave you this gift?

         he frowns and looks away. he knows what its like to give a gift that isn’t very well received by a sibling.  ]

{ Let the phoenix fly }



"And why do you assume that I will not ever know you? You shall be living in my house, after all. Perhaps we shall become friends, perhaps it will be nothing more than an experiment, and we shall part indifferently. But do you really want to continue living in this way?" Artemis asked, knowing that he would hit a soft spot with his words. 

He can see her visibly draw back, perhaps thinking of being put back into a lab. 

"Vera." he brings her face up to meet his. "I swear on my grandmother’s grave, I will not ever, do any experiment which you are not comfortable with." he says, hoping that the words will comfort her, although he is very eager to be able to do this experiment. 

"We are creatures of mistakes and routine, but we are always creates of assumption. There’s no will for otherwise." Assumptions were mostly ugly but she isn’t afraid to be ugly. She’s been playing the monster long before experimentation, she was so used to things. So used to things being a certain way, feeling things a certain way. He asked her if she wanted to continue living this way — truth was she didn’t. 

How did he know?

Clever boy. The mild assertiveness isn’t something she’s used to, as he redirects her gaze. It’s — what others fail to realize and scientists had used in their favor — something she responds to. Her green hues had already soften, and they blink just like they’re supposed to. “Okay.” She nods, just to make sure her vague verbal agreement isn’t enough. 

"But we are also creatures of compassion- capable not only of brutality but of sympathy commiseration with our fellow man or woman kind." he finds the words rolling off his tongue, although he knows he doesn’t quite believe in them.

Her simple ‘Okay’ gives him a bit of a shock, though he doesn’t show it. 

It’s surprising, the way she’s given in so quickly. He’s not exactly complaining, but it seems strange, and it only serves to put him more on guard. She is unpredictable, and even he cannot tell what she is going to do next. 

“Well then, I believe my car awaits.” he stands up, holding his hand out. Will she take it? Or will this just turn into another endless game of chase? 

asked by jinlinmonster

                “And I believe that I have requested for you rabid fangirls to cease asking me this question.”

How tall are you, Artemis? I need to measure things for homework and want to put you in my homework too. Meme says I should measure your ego but I don't know what that is so can you just tell me how tall you are? And Juliet? And Butler? Thank you! Indigo x

              “Your mother thinks that she is a very funny woman. Which, incidentally, she is not. (Please don’t tell her that I said that.)” Artemis cleared his throat.

              “I believe that since the last time I measured my height, I was approximately 170 centimetres. Butler of course, is much taller than that, and he’s around 190 centimetres, I think. Juliet is also taller than me, and she’s 175 centimetres. I hope that helped, and I’m quite flattered that you’ve decided to put me in your homework! I hope all goes well!”  

{{Real thread?! Absolutely! Would you like to plot something, or continue this reunion of sorts? I'm open for any ideas . (: }}

{{ I JUST SAW THIS D: Shall we plot something then? :D I’m clean outta ideas though. 


— ooc }

{{ Would any of my followers like to start a thread? I’d really like to get Artemis up and running again! LIke this post if you want a starter! }} 

I just wanted to ask how your family reacted when they saw you coming back from the dead?

               ”Well, at first of course, they were utterly surprised and a lot of tears were shed, but I had to step in and perform that very shameful mindwipe upon my own family, and that, well, that’s not something I’m proud of at all.”

Artemis, do you keep in touch with Minerva?

           ”— Well, as a matter of fact, I do. She is one of the only people in the world whose opinion I value. Well, besides Butler, Holly, my family and perhaps Albert Einstein in his younger years.” 

asked by Anonymous
So did you ever find that secret magical birthmark?

                          “I have absolutely no comment.”